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Jackson Pollocks

Bollocks. Balls. Nuts.

Fiddle-de-dee! I just put my Jackson Pollocks through the paper shredder. How embarassing.

by Theeph May 28, 2003

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Painted a Pollock

Had a particularly loose and explosive bowel movement, splattering the toilet in the style of a Jackson Pollock painting.

I may not be especially artistic, but after all the beer last night, I sure "painted a Pollock" this morning.

by mrbuddhafreak June 20, 2007

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Dick Pollock

(Ass-bandit or anal biscuit.) For someone who is unsure of sexuality. Needs to come out of the closet as it is obvious to those around him/her of which way the swing.

Christ he's such Dick Pollock why can't he fucking admit he's an Ass-bandit!

by soggymango May 11, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pollock Pumper

To perform intercourse from the rear of your partner as he/she vomits.

So my girl was throwing up and she wanted sex, so I gave her the Pollock pumper.

by MCSF November 20, 2014

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Pollock Roulette

Playing in the front yard during a disaster, natural, bombs,whatever.A variant of Russian roulette.

How many pollocks does it take to kill themselves?However many are playing Pollock Roulette during a volcano.

by QuagmireglenGIGITYGIGITYGIGITY June 13, 2011

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Jackson Pollock

1. n. An artist whose style is characterized by his method of throwing paint at a canvas in a seemingly random manner.; 2. v. to ejaculate forcefully on the face of another.

Though I do not appreciate the formless methods he employs, Jackson Pollock is exceptionally creative in his methods.

Dude, I totally jackson pollocked jenny last night.

by Gerald McFannigan. January 27, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yackson Pollock

Either someone who's epic-ly puked all over the place or the puddle of puke itself (just like how "Starry Night" can be called 'a Van Gogh'). After 'Yack'- to vomit.
What separates Yackson Pollock from an ordinary hurler is the amount of puke they hurl, the mess they manage to make and the multitude of colours they manage to yack up and splatter all over each other.

Watch yourself in the bathroom Chad- Timmy had guacamole, curry and bbq ribs for dinner then got wasted off jager, blue curacao and a shitload of mixed drinks. Yackson Pollock missed the toilet by a mile.

by El Hombrito September 4, 2011

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