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Is when your excrement has the consistency of urine. This usually occurs when you have been out on the lash for several days on a diet of alcohol, drugs and crisps. No real food has bee ingested in a single 24 hour period apart from a donner kebab purchased at a ropey shop called something like 'Asifs' Takeaway.
Sitting on the toilet you hear the noise of water , you can't be sure if you are dropping the kids off at the pool or having a piss. You're having a wee-pooh. You have look and can only determine which it is by the colour.
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To be dressed in only a t-shirt.
I had the house to myself this weekend so I did a pooh bear.
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The mysterious ability girls develop in long term relationships to pooh without smell or sound so that you never, ever, on pain of death catch them laying cable.
(to girlfriend in bathroom) "Hey honey, you gonna be long in there?"
"No sweetie, just flossing"
(to himself) "Yeah right, taking a stealth pooh more like"
dez is my man. dez makes me happy. dez always knows what to do. dez knows how to communicate. dez has my heart 🤗, i love dez, i wannab like dez, i hope dez never ever does me wrong, i hope dez feels the same way about me.
i want dezzy pooh to cum on my heart 😘
The opposite of a hardass. Someone who can and will be treated like a bitch.
Man, she been playin' you like a pooh butt!
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A pooh bear or Winnie the Pooh, is also referred as a member of the almighty monke community and someone who has a deep obsession with destroying "Astro Gartic", this person also loves to rickroll and woosh ppl.
Satanic pooh the secret leader of "The Monke Community. "
"Pooh shiesty that's my dawg but pooh you know i'm really shiesty"
'Yeah i know pooh shiesty and that nigga really shiest on bro and em but he really know im the shiesty nigga on foenem
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