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(noun) The word for a distended stomach or belly the result of over eating.
"I've just eaten a huge Lasagne, look at the size of my poonis"
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The sticky,sweaty,itchy area between the penis and anus.
usually quite smelly,hairy and wet.
jesus my poonis is 5 cm in length! and smells like bigfoots dick....
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The conjoined word of "Penis" and "P*ssy". It means someone who acts like a dick online or behind your back, but is too afraid to do anything irl.
"Back up, you poony."
"He's such a poony. He's all talk."
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A large frozen piece of poo used to bang a female or male orifice.
Cecil: "Hey Gretchen, grab the thinga mabobber out of the ice box and come ram me with it."
Gretchen: "Oh dear. I guess it's poonis time!"
Cecil: "Nothing but a bit of choco lipstick!"
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A Poonis is a gay mans penis under certain circumstances.
Explanation:
After gay intercourse, if no condom is used, it is possible that ones penis will be covered in poo/fecal matter. Hence, poonis.
Brett: Hey bro wanna have gay sex tonight?
Ethan: Nah, I don't want a Poonis.
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n. The hairy strip between the anus and the balls. < Jew. Tookis + gaboingoes.
My poonis itches like a muthfucka!
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