Pretzelling

Noun. A sexual act involving inserting a pretzel (usually a pretzel stick) into the end of one's penis, and then launching it back out upon ejaculation. Bonus points if either you or your partner(s) manage to catch the spunky pretzel in your mouth.

Dude, me and Miranda went on a date last night and she's into some totally freaky stuff: BDSM, pretzelling, everything. My dick is still sore from all the chunks of pretzel salt.

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The Pretzel

The Pretzel is the practice of a girl pooping halfway.The male then gives the poop head then shoves it back into the girls butt.

"Please will you do the pretzel with me?"

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Pretzeling

Also know as cuddling. It occurs after sex when both partners reach orgasm. Both partners fall asleep in each other's arms wrapped around each other.

Gary: where's Jimmy? Is he up?

Doug: No, he is out for the count. He was seen pretzeling with Annie.

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pretzel

When two people are always together, pratcially connected, always intertwined

Hey there's Mikey and Jayme and Brianna and Erika and hey look there is a pretzel!

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pretzel

A person that can put his/her legs behinds their neck and start walking in it's ass. Only nerdy people can do it.

That guy is making the pretzel, he's gonna get bet up today...again

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pretzelized

Extra salty

Damn, I feel 'pretzelized' right now.

Someone giving you salt in game Damn, I'm getting 'pretzelized'.

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ninja pretzel

The most fucked up, warm hearted, wise and savage person that I have met online. He always seems to have girls and guys at his feet.

Ninja Pretzel just bought 5 other psn cards. Gift me daddy!

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