prison print

An amateur tattoo, typically done with cassette deck components depicting initials, sudo tribal, scorpion or other reptile imagery. Outlines of tattoos are inconsistent, rarely shaded, and poorly placed. Most importantly the tattoo is applied from the artists point of view.

“Aint you got some G-Unit to cover that prison print?”

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Phyz Print

Phyz Phyzy Mywhzy Mygwgz

Hey, You have some Phyz Print today?
No? whats a Phyz Print
its a fat juicily Phyz Phyzy Mywhzy Mygwgz
mhm sounds good

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Slug Print

The mark of vaginal lubrication left on the crotch area of the female's panties or pants, particularly from sexual arousal, which can sometimes resemble the mark of a slug or snail.

"You are so turning me on right now, you're making me leave a slug print in my pants"

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Print Job

a sexual act involving at least 3 people, a printer, and an extra large bottle of lube. costs around $3.50 a minute.

"Dude, I got the best print job yesterday. It drained my wallet, and toner is everywhere but it was worth it"

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shit prints

The muddy foot prints left on toilet seats by whatever nasty bastard still hasn’t learned how to navigate a modern bathroom.

Gross, I went to use the bathroom right after some dude from India, and there were shit prints all over the toilet seat! I guess I'll hold it.

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printing d's

This is when a guy slaps his junk on top of a printer and makes copies of his dick.

printing d's- Hey man do you want a copy of my dick

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Print Sprint

The urgent run between your office desk and the shared network printer when attempting to print personal documents before someone else sees them.

I need to print off my resume, so after sending the document to the printer I need to do a "print sprint" to make sure no one gets there before me.

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