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to maturbate to use as an excuse for not doing homework, work, etc..
yo dude i just got done procrasturbating so i am happy now...
teacher: why isnt your paper done
Billy: I was procrasturbating all night
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Procrastinating by masturbating.
With so many finals to study for, I spent many night procrasturbating!
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Using masturbation as a tool of procrastination, as a method of delaying an activity that you needed to do.
I had a lot of work to do today, but instead I did some intense procrasturbation.
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The act of putting off something for the sake of masturbation.
Guy one: I can't go to the movie right now!
Guy two: What are you going to do? go home and PROCRASTURBATE?
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what you do when you want to waste time before studying (procrastinate by masturbating)
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To put something off by taking time to masturbate.
"Hey bro, did you do the homework yet?"
"Nah, dawg, I've been procrasturbating all afternoon."
procrasturbate
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The act of getting off while putting things off.
The cure for writer's block? Procrasturbation.
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