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/prษ(ส)หkrasturbert/
verb
past tense : procrasturbated; past participle : procrasturbated
delay or postpone action and masturbate instead; put off doing something and have a wank.
Roger wanted to mow the lawn this afternoon but procrasturbated a couple of times and now has a sore wrist. Hand to gland combat ruins lives...
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to pleasure oneself while deferring action of another task.
replacing a responsible and necessary action with masturbation.
while conducting research online for school work, eddie quickly began to procrasturbate when a pornographic website suddenly took his attention in another direction.
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Aus. v. The art of postponing work to meet with Pamela Handerson.
Whilst I was urgently required to complete a report I did not want to work on, I was also in need of dishonorable discharge. So I started to procrasturbate.
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The act of masturbating when you have other things to be doing.
Man I have this book report due but it's ok if I procrasturbate first, now I have to come up with some bull-shit excuse to tell my teacher.
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When there is a task you must do but you decide to procrastinate and go masturbate instead.
1. I have to go buy more milk but Iโm going to procrasturbate first.
2. Procrastination is like masturbation.... the only person youโre fucking is yourself.
Sexually pleasuring oneself as a means to avoid completing some task(s). More often than not, this action is detrimental and negatively affects the procrasturbator.
Greg: Hey, did you submit that proposal last night?
Ryan: Nah, I started to procrasturbate after dinner and ended up missing the deadline.
The act of putting off something for the sake of masturbation.
Guy one: I can't go to the movie right now!
Guy two: What are you going to do? go home and PROCRASTURBATE?
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