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Providence Catholic somewhere where you can repeatedly be told that we’re all a family for only 12 grand a year. The disciplinary guidelines are so ridiculous that you’ll feel your a citizen in North Korea, unless of course your a wrestler. The faculty will tell students that you have a leg up on everyone else because you go to providence as students will flee from the school freshman year on because of how much easier it is to succeed at any other school. Be prepared to sit through way too many student council assembly’s throughout the year even though the only say they have in anything is what color streamers the Christmas Dance (that no one will go to ) will have that year.
“Oh you go to Providence Catholic?”
A phrase often used instead of "good luck". It has a more religious connotation, implying that God or some external force will provide for you.
A: I'm going on stage in 5 minutes, wish me good luck?
B: I don't believe in luck, good providence!
When a person defacates on another during relations and proceeds to roll around in the filth, thus simulating a steamroller but with poop.
Johnny gave Sally a good ole’ fashioned Providence Steamroller last night when he rolled around in his poo.
A Heritage School offshoot; those unwilling and/or unable to deal with the burdens of the aforementioned educational institute; similar to the Sunni and Shìite branches of the Islamic religion, Providence Hall was formed when a group of Heritage radicals rebelled against their government, a tyrannical dictatorship.
"Man I hate Heritage School, it hasn't prepared us for life at all!" "Let's start our own school where we need not listen to our delegated authority again! We can call it Providence Hall!" "All hail Father Comstock!"
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A person who you describe primarily as a provider of sex. Everything else about your relationship with them is secondary to the sex they give you. Of course deep down you know it's about more than sex.
I saw a great movie with my sex provider last night.
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The eyeball thingy at the back of the dollar bill.
The Eye of Providence is proof of the Illuminati, and Elvis is alive and orbiting Mars in a pickle barrel!
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A small, middle-class, suburbian town in Northern New Jersey. New Providence lives in the shadow of neighboring towns Chatham and Summit. The kids at the high school are usually ignorant douchebags who know nothing about anything outside the shithole they call a town. Although there are exceptions, the guys at the high school think their hot shit but the reality is that they get their asses handed to them in almost every way possible. To make up for these deficiencies, they all like to show off their "hot rods". I hate to be the one who tells them this but that's not gonna get you anywhere buds. The girls at New Providence arent much better. Again there are exceptions, but for the most part they are artifically tanned orange pieces of mass who could care less about anything other than their skin tone. Their academics are on the decline and their sports teams are incredibly average, continually getting their asses kicked by rival, Governor Livingston of Berkely Heights. I don't even go there or live in Berkely Heights. There is nothing to do in town but hang outside CVS and Blockbuster in the Village Shopping Center or get stoned outside Friendly's. There are very few places to eat, and with the exception of Coppola's which does have extraordinary pizza, the majority of the food cannot be digested. To sum it all up, New Providence is an uncultured town that shouldn't even be compared to its neighbors Summit, Chatham and Berkely Heights (again I do not live in any of these places).
Teacher: Billy do you know the answer to this question?
Typical New Providence Student: ...no...but i have a nice mustang
Teacher: Now let's get an answer from somebody whose not a complete retard.
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