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A highly complex sexual maneuver involving a crane, various engines, nautical equipment and fire. Its origin is unknown, and it has only been performed once in the history of mankind. While the exact procedure remains unclear, it continues to be recognized as one of the world's most dangerous sexual acts.
Kevin: Dude, Mike was the only one to perform the Puerto Rican sledgehammer and survive. He came out of it with just a broken wrist!
Max: Boobies!
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When driving on a highway with three or more lanes, the act of moving your car all the way from the fastest lane to the slowest lane, or vice versa; bonus points for not checking your blind spot, not using your turn signal, or cutting off one or more other drivers. See Jewish jack-knife
1. I was about to miss my exit but I pulled a Puerto Rican sweep and made the bitch, cutting off an eighteen wheeler in the process.
2. Dude, that driver's an asshole. Watch this.
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When someone is too lazy to get our of there car and ring the persons bell, so they double park on the side of the street, and honk there horn till the person comes out.
I dont feel like getting outta the car, imma use the puerto rican doorbell...
" HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK"
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When a person tries to jam something soft into a slot for a hard object and subsequently causes a delay in forward movement.
Mid stroke he went limp giving her a Puerto Rican tollbooth, there was a brief delay in which he called in a fluffer to get him ready for action again.
When driving, especially when following someone, and another car gets in between you and the one you are following, blocking your line of sight. It is now when you procede to speed up, tailgating the car, until it is boxed in between you and who you are following, forcing it to change lanes.
A: Dude.. this douche just got in front of me, and I have no idea where I'm going.
B: It's cool man just pull a Puerto Rican Box In!
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Beautiful dark hair, big brown beautiful eyes, Whole Lotta attitude and ass
If you love her,she’ll love you back, if you hurt her, she’ll kill you!
Puerto Rican women are the most beautiful women in the world
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When you bend a girl over grab her neck and fuck her ass - then after you cum in her asshole, it's so big you take a big shit in it then jump in for round two.
Joe pulled a greasy puerto rican the other day with a dirty hooker
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