Booty Quake

Booty Quake is a slang term that refers to the jiggling that occurs in the ass when a woman with a large butt is in motion.

Damn Cedric, did you see how much that chick's ass jiggled? That was a Booty Quake!

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quake 2

after Quake,
before Quake 3 Arena,
there was Quake 2. And it kicked ass, dammit. The CTF mod especially.

Quake 2 is what you played if for some reason you didn't like the realism of CounterStrike. Jumping off the walls with rockets and a grappling hook is fun shit.

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spyware quake

Spyware Quake is a fake spyware-removal program that actually is spyware in itself. It is characterized by a gray-silver program that says it removes spyware. Also, two alternate HTMLs come up called "Online Security Guide" and "Security Troubleshooting". These come up as green and blue shield symbols with checkmarks. Your computer will continue to remind you that you are infected with spyware, even though these reminders are part of Spyware Quake itself. Spyware Quake is downloaded through VCodec.

Do not download VCodec, otherwise Spyware Quake will appear on your computer.

shaken quake

To masturbate, by not actually consciously or physically moving your hand. To be done preferably during an earthquake. It can also be known as the quake hand.

(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).

Follow these steps to success:

Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).

Step 2 - Wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).

Step 3 - Let the quake do the shake.

Example:

John: Whoa dude, are you doing the shaken quake?

Bill: No, I have Parkinson.

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Quake 4

Built on the DOOM 3 engine, Quake 4 is the sequel to the ever popular Quake II.

I hope Quake 4 has strafe jumping.

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quake 3

a top FPS game which is tied top with call of duty, day of defeat counterstrike and unreal series
a game for people with crazy reflexes, much faster than counterstrike, i am addicted to it..

person a: i had 200 frags in 3 minutes
person b: bs, imposible in any game...
person a: in quake 3 its possible n00b

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Aaron Quake

Someone who is so GOD DAM FAT he creates a level 20.4 magnitude Earth Quake Thats Then Results in a Tsunami thats 3000 Feet tall and can destroy a whole civiliations with one step. If and when this Fat Fuck Jumps the Plant will crumble and kill everyone.

Oh God No An Aaron Quake we're all going to die Fucking RUUUUNNN