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Something so amazing or incredible happens that someone rips their testicles off.
You won the lottery and it was so amazing you Rip your nuts off.
To masturbate furiously, without cessation.
"So, let me get this straight. You're telling me, that if you hadn't been able to jack off for two weeks, the first thing you would do immediately when you got home wouldn't be to go straight to the computer and start violently ripping your dick off? I don't believe you."
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where have you been?
the toilet, ripping the tiles off the wall
When someone is being an ass and you just want to “rip their dick off
I JUST WANT TO RIP YOUR DICK OFF
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When you get so drunk that you feel your face being ripped off.
Jesper: These drinks are really strong!
Ian: Yeah - I feel my face being ripped off!
Damn. I'm so hung over. My face got ripped off yesterday.
Be careful with these drinks. They will rip your face off!
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A "fuck you!" sort of exclamation.
Usually uttered at someone regardless of their gender, in extreme frustration or anger.
Typically accompanied by a double flip of the bird.
Dorian: So yeah, I think we should break up. I met this SUPER hot girl at Sebastion's party last night. We totally made out.
Helen: WHAT? You bastard! Rip yer dick off!!
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July: They signed me up to take weights this year and I'm really not athletic. Is there any way I can transfer out of it?
Mrs. Svenksbottom: No. All the other classes are filled up.
July: Noooo! Rip yer dick off!!!!!
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This is an extremely painful event. It typically occurs in the stock market, when you just finished getting so leveraged up on full margin with short positions.
The stock market then viciously turns and "heads" up the other direction all while ripping your face physically off. It happens so quickly it is typically only noticed when you look up from your keyboard to ask your trading partner what happened, and he only see's a pair of lips and what used to resemble a face talking to him.
A CNBC contributor, Steve Grasso, is a well known advocate to stopping this disease from spreading.
Hey Billy, is that Melanie Griffith over there or some guy that got his face ripped off in last weeks stock market rally?
rip your face off rally
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