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rofl

Riding Old Freaky Lesbians.

Such as: My car wouldn't start, so I began ROFL to work.

by Guymandude February 25, 2005

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[ROFL]

Short for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing". Could be used when whatever has been said/sent is too funny for a LOL or LMFAO.

"The dog is humping ma leg"


"U serious?"

"Yh i cnt get her off"


"ROFL ^_^ "

by [MentallyUnsound] January 4, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rofl

Rolls on floor laughing - usually used in chatrooms when a chat user wishes to express they are laughing uncontrollably, but in actual fact they are sat on their chair hand on dick.

Citizenx.com chatroom:

Chubbyguy says: I'm horny!
Chinagirl says: Indeed
Chubbyguy says: Rofl

by Demon666Icuz July 22, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


rofl

A food that looks very similar to a waffle.

The name's origin is from the popular internet acronym meaning "rolling on (the) floor laughing". When pronounced out loud it rhymes with waffle ("RAW-ful"). Although on the outside it resembles a waffle, the inside is filled with the syrup instead of making people pour it on the outside.

But, when it was invented, the syrup had ingredients in it that are used in drugs. In fact, it was meant to BE a drug. People would get tricked into buying them to see what this new design for a waffle was like, but in fact, they were taking drugs. It made people get high and then get addicted. But barely anyone actually noticed that it could be dangerous, because the drug ingredients made them too high to think it could be dangerous. This was how it got its name.

Eventually, people started getting sick and dying. People sued the rofl company, and it went out of buissness. But the doctors had so many patients, and many of them died. Doctors were running out of treatment for patients. Most people got rid of all remaining rofls they had, but some still wanted them. They started making their own, which soon became illegal.

A few people liked the idea of how rofls were designed, and rofls were made with normal syrup. But because of the rofl scare, people wouldn't buy them. That new company (Rofl Inc.) still exists today with a few people who buy them, but because of the unpopularity, people are still wondering how the company is still running. Many people have suggested renaming it so people wouldn't be confused, but rofls still have the same name they did when they were dangerous.

I'll never look at the term "rofl" the same way again.

by ??^?? June 5, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


rofl

Rofl is roll on floor laughing as u may know but it is also the best experience in life. It beats sex, alcohol and marijuana.

OMFG its walshfuckin ROFL
OMFG its bumchin fuckin ROFL
OMFG its muy gordo fuckin ROFL
OMFG its chode king fuckin ROFL
OMFG its pot roast boy, what a tit

by Herman "the hash" Henderson. August 6, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


rofl

means "rolling on floor laughing".
a dude called hubart ch4n actually says "rofl" and u must admit its pretty sad. YOU DONT SEE HIM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING DO YOU!

hub4rt ch4n: I R SO L33T
hub4rt ch4n: ROFL
hub4rt ch4n: ROFL
hub4rt ch4n: ROFL
hub4rt ch4n: ROFL HAHAH ROFL ROFL ROFL

by RANDOM October 27, 2003

19๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


rofl

ran over fat libyans

i was driving down the street while getting a blowjob by a guy and then i realised i rofl.

by frm_siren August 19, 2005

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