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X is you, and Y is the person you are referring to. Y will always be one more than you are, no matter what, and is always better, sadly for you.
"I hate Joe so much. He always hits me with the X+1 Rule on the field.... He just always HAS to do it better than me."
Open bar is a dangerous game, respect it.
Free booze, whilst wondrous and full of joy, is also dangerous.
Tread carefully.
"Dude they have an open bar at the Christmas party!!!"
"Rule of Drinking #1 man."
The rule that when out drinking you can easily drink 3 pints before you need your first piss but thereafter it's one pint, one piss for the rest of the evening.
(Also applies to drinking tea if you're British).
"I've gotta go piss dude, the 3-1-1 rule's just kicked in".
No matter what the subject is-you should argue with anyone who has a big follower count unless you want to be jumped by their followers.
“Dude you should probably not argue with that guy he has a lot of followers
- but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter dude”
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Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.
Why does she act that way?" "Simple - Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1". "Oh - Got it. Makes perfect sense now.
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No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it
“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”
Max CANNOT say "no you" to James.
In any instance where James is complimenting Max, they cannot return the compliment with a "no u", uno reverse card or any other form of complimet reflection.
*also Max is valid and perfect*
James: "Ur great Max"
Max: "No u"
James: "No u"
Max: "You can't say that"
James: "Actually you can't according to Rule #1 of the Universe"