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Did you really just search up rape on the urban dictionary?
Rape is when someone forces sex
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1. When a guy makes a girl feel uncomfortable.
2. Whatever a girl says it means at the moment.
Girls walking to their next class, Victomhood 101.
Girl 1: OMG that creepy nerd just looked at me, I feel so uncomfortable.
Girl 2: Call the police, girl. If he made you feel uncomfortable it counts as rape.
Girl 1: Really? If that’s true then my bed rapes me every night.
Girl 2: Easy fix, girl. You just need a new mattress.
Girl 1: (dials 911) This nerd at my school just raped me... no I don’t know his name... no I’ve never seen him before... it didn’t really happen in a specific place, just out on the sidewalk I guess... ok thanks bye.
Nerd with full scholarship gets thrown in jail.
2 years later, someone overhears girl telling her friend that nerd didn’t really rape her.
Nerd gets released, but doesn’t get his scholarship back and doesn’t get taken off the sex offenders list.
Girl does 5 hours of community service.
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You can run... but you cant hide.
"bro I theres a big black dude in the showers who's trying to rape me"
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"I was out on the bar yesterday and met this guy. The next thing you know, i got raped". "Oh no, did you get penis somewere not good?"
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A terrible crime, if not worst, that is frowned upon even by prisoners.
Prison Inmate : What are you in here for?
Rapist : I raped a girl
Prison Inmate : *stab*
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When men use women as their stress toys
Dude, jerry was so pissed off today so much, when he went home, he took out his stress toy and raped it
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