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A reader who consumes annually more books than the rest of the population combined.
A voracious reader.
Jane: I read 600 books last year.
John: Wow, you're a whale reader.
Jane: Yes. Yes, I am.
John: Don't get cocky.
person, usually an old lady, who completely blocks the aisle in a grocery store with both their body and their cart while they stare at a product without moving for a very long time and get extremely offended if you say "excuse me" or any similar phrase to them. Bizarrely, more of them have come into existence since covid.
I wish that butter reader would move, I want to get some ice cream!
When you think youve found a good movie on Netflix, with an English title, but it turns out to bd a foreign film with English closed caption!! F-ck!
I thought i found a good movie we havent seen, but it ended up being a Netflix reader...
An Bridger with a meter long knob, Essex accent and a great grid (good set of teeth).
"I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"
2 guys having a boner at the same time yet they live far from each other.
Skype conversation: "man mine just got up" "WHAT YOU TOO?!" "penis reader haha"
When you read a series too fast and realize you'll have to wait several years for the next part.
"Why did I read all of George R. R. Martin's books at once? Why didn't I pace myself?"
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."
A character which has been a victim to practically every pre-teen novel.
It doesn’t matter what their parents their other personality, hobbies, backstory or motives are, whether or not book reading correlates with their character, it’s part of them.
Basically; Book-readers are characters in books where book reading is a personality trait, when it’s not.
‘Book-reader’: “ugh, your so annoying, maybe read a book. Books are interesting.”
Reader: “cringe”