dick repellent

Refers to a woman who is unattractive and ugly. Especially, a fat one.

Mike: Hey, dude, I met that ugly neighbor of yours at the mall the other day. Man, she's horrible with those pimps all over her face and the thick rimmed glasses.

Kevin: Yeah, I know. She's a real dick repellent.

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lesbian repellent

A spray to keep the lesbians away

Girl where is my lesbian repellent

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airhead repellent

foreskin

Dude, I ain't never gonna fall for an airhead, I got airhead repellent, foreskin!

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Pussy Repellent

A person that doesn’t like u cause u ugly asf and crusty

This nigga is a whole pussy repellent

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armpit repellent

The armpit roll on, the armpit spray, keeping the armpit from functioning properly, stinking.

John put some armpit repellent hastily because he had sweated like a pig and he was stinking!

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Batman Repellent Batspray

Further proof that Batman is prepared for anything

If Adam West as Batman fought George Clooney as Batman, Adam West would pull out his Batman Repellent Batspray.

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gold digger repellent

A cheap cologne such as Axe or Aqua Velva. It is used to keep the gold diggers away.

Man 1: Yo dude, I am here at this club but all the fine honies keep running away as I approach! I don't know what is wrong -I am wearing Aqua Velva for God's sake!

Man 2: Fa get her bro. She was just a gold digger. Your sharp smell warded her off.

Man 1: Thanks bro! This gold digger repellent sure does come in handy !!!!

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