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A derisive and sardonic comment made in response to the tendency of Mr. Penn to believe that he is making a difference when he takes on a cause.
Oh boy, we are all finally gonna be saved, here comes Sean Penn to the rescue!
A ranch in Texas home to many rescued animals including a Kangaroo, 3 Rheas, and an Opossum.
The Urban Rescue Ranch is based and Christpilled
Nurses that use Nurse-jutsu regularly.
Cathy has never lost a patient in 35 years of nursing, even extreme trauma patients have pulled through under her care, she is a true RN (Rescue Ninja).
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After having anal sex while the sphincter is still open the other person shits into the open sphincter.
I just did a Chilean coalmine rescue on my girlfriend.
A horribly funny spin off of Rescue 911, but in a real life sense. Its generally used to refer to when a male hooks up with a physically unattractive female.
Dude did you see Josh on Rescue Penis 911 last night?
Yeah dude, she was the skankiest skank boat of all the skanks, I bet he washed his dick like 5 times this morning.
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A fun game to play while urinating in a toilet/urinal.
where you pretend that your stream of pee is a fire hose and the water in the toilet or urinal is a forest that is on fire. usually more fun when drunk, as most things are.
Jim: i just drank almost a whole six pack and im ready to let the flood gates open.
Mine as well play "Forest fire rescue" while im in the john.
Jim's imagination: "were gonna need more back up if were gonna save those spider monkeys from this fire"
Jim: Ahhhh =)
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A small rescue squad/EMS founded in 1966. Also refered to as Squad 5 by Anderson County EMS dispatch. It now includes 3 Emergency ALS stations in Pelzer, Wren, and Powdersville. They also provide 8-10 BLS non emergent transport trucks a day for bed confined pt. Pelzer EMS is often considered a much better place to work than surrounding EMS services.
After working for "---------" County EMS for 10 years I'm tired of the BS, I'm applying at Pelzer Rescue Squad.
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