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When you and the boys steal the entire highway for kicks.
“It’s Friday, that means it’s Highway Robbery Night”
“Alright boys, take all the asphalt you can find”
What the governments usually do with taxes and shit (usually far more common in South America)
They're charging taxes for buying off steam
-Now that's what you call armed robbery
Da act of "stealing" a person out of da "administering da lovies" clasp of someone else so dat you yourself can hug said embraced person instead.
If you either (1) wait till da "current" hugger has finished embracing your "target" individual, or (2) politely/humbly ask da snuggling couple if you may "have a turn" wif da desired-by-you person, then it's not really "armed robbery", since both members of da couple are voluntarily allowing you "clasping 'n' caressing" privileges. Extra points if you (1) offer to engage in a group-hug wif both of them instead of just giving one of them a "separate" hug, so dat neither person even has to actually let go of da other after all, or (2) be sure to give da OTHER member of da couple a hug, too (maybe even before you embrace your "target" person, so dat said other person knows right off dat he is gonna "get some lovin'" from you, also, and thus he will not hafta worry dat he's gonna feel left out), showing him dat you value his feelings, too, and are grateful to him for letting you have your desired snuggle-wuggle wif his romantic companion.
Your partner pushes their excrement to the mouth of the anus, you proceed to remove the excrement from the anus inserting it onto their reproductive organ. Following this you insert yourself into the excrement spreading it around their respective orifice.
Hey John I cant come to golden corall tonight bonnie wants a Washington robbery.
Your significant pushes a turd to the mouth of the anus, you then remove the turd with your hands, inserting it into your partner's reproductive organ, after insertion you penetrate the turd spreading it around the orifice.
Hey Ben i cannot come to Golden Corrall tonight bonnie wants a Washington robbery.
A beggar walk into a bank asking for free money, If u dont give it ur done.
A guy do a bank robbery and polices dont do shit about it
Point your 9mm accurately at the cashier with a serious fact not wearing a mask and maintain awkward contact that they give you the money without hesitation.
Robber1: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? WHY DID YOU TAKE YOUR MASK OUT? NATIONAL GUARD'S GONNA BE ON US!
Robber2: That was a intimidate daylight robbery, you lazy fuck.