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After you have taken many drags of marijuana, your take your own shit and throw it at someone.
I'm going to Rocky Mountain Slinger you!
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a safe-sex practice in which a condom is worn with an additional condom pulled over each testicle, with the two loose ends of the testicle condoms tied over top of the penis in a bow.
Used originally by Canadian males as an extra precaution against skin-to-skin contact STI when engaging in sexual relations with the promiscuous women of Canada's Rocky Mountain ski resorts.
ski-bum 1: Bro where did you end up last night?
ski-bum 2: I hooked up with some Australian skank, I was wasted.
ski-bum 1: Oh man, hope you rocky mountain bow tied that shit!
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A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.
Interchangeable with local fauna.
FFRRRTTTTT...
"OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."
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A sloppy herpes infested sister blister
I thought we hit it off till she showed me her rocky mountain spotted beaver
An alcoholic shooter consisting of:
1/3 Whiskey
1/3 Tequila
1/3 151 Proof Rum
A popular shooter in western Canada and the northwest USA. Hard to stomach, hence the name. This shooter doesn't have a desirable taste, so it is most often bought for others. A common birthday shot.
"It was Tim's birthday, so of course I bought him a Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker!"
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Commencing in intense intercourse after both parties have shit on the bed and proceed to fuck in once’s feces.
Me and the boys are going to go Rocky Mountain Mud Wrestling after school.
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After giving a girl a Hot Carl or Cleaveland Steamer, having the gentlemanly courtesy to clean her off with a stream of hot piss.
Sandy was such a shitty mess after last night, that I gave her a Rocky Mountain steam cleaner just to be able to look at her again.
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