A short ugly little rat lookin thing, can’t get any women, racist, homophobic and misogynistic. Tries to be logical but ends up getting angry and strangling people because he has a fragile ego and a small uncircumcised penis. Probably has mommy issues and tries to modify cars to make himself feel more masculine with his tiny weewee.
Girl “Rudie is in jail again? Hope he stays there!”
Girl 2 “ yeah he probably choked his mom or girlfriend again!”
An over-hyped film made in the early 90's depicting a semi-retarded midget with seemingly innatainable goals. Rudy spends his entire life from childhood obsessing with attending Notre Dame College, and playing football there. After his fully retarded friend dies in a work related accident, Rudy finally becomes motivated enough to drop all of his responsibilities and visit the college at the ripe age of 22. A senile priest instills some idealistic viewpoint on life, and somehow gets him in. After many unintelligible rantings by the semi-retarded Rudy to a plethora of influential figures who take pity on him, Rudy makes the football team and the school. This movie would appeal mainly to who's high school careers were based upon football, and cannot let go of their dreams. Especially those douchebags who's dreams of playing professional football were crushed by their sub-standard high school grades, in combination with a dearth of phsyical talent.
Remember Todd from high school?
Yeah he's a total Rudy now, he tried going to open tryouts for FSU but got pwned via security.
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1. Noun: To be a failure
2. Noun: One who engages in one of the following activities:
-Parks Backwards
-Has a happy face like this -.-
-Makes dumb jokes
-Likes any girl he meets
-Uses the word "Rudy" incorrectly
-Loves Benz
-Loves Hookah but never smokes it
-Ask everyone a question to only argue no matter what they say
-Professionally Installs everything
-Mass texts people
-Meows
-Meows in texts
-Gets butthurt
-Uses the word "butthurt" in wrong occasions
-If someone says hi to you, you are automatically a pimp
-Have a gameface
-When you see a bike, you stare and tell everyone to look so you can tell them what kind of bike it is
1. mike: "dude I totally just crashed my car"
steven: "rudy! LOL"
2. jamal: "bro look at me, I'm gonna park my benz backwards"
copperfield: "hahahaha you're such a rudy...you rudy"
3. blake: "hey guys look at that JXSR bike"
nima: "shut up you rudy, go be a rudy somewhere else you rudy"
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