samsung intensity

A cell phone with a full keyboard. A decent phone, if only it had more than 20mb of memory and could shoot, send, and recieve VIDEO!

Guy 1: I got the samsung intensity!
Guy 2: Sucks for you, it can't even shoot video!
Guy 1: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

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samsung sam

hottest things on earth
1. samsung sam (69420° C)
2. earth's core (5200° C)

OMG SO HOT OMG

I COOM HELP *cooms* 😫😫😫

AGHH FACK

samsung sam so hot wtf 😳😳

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Samsung E570

The absolutely best phone in the world.
Very sophisticated!

The best phone in the world is the Samsung E570

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samsung phone

A laggy Samsung phone which slows down after a few weeks of usage. Battery life also deteriorates faster than average. Applies to the Galaxy S8 and below.

Yo cuh, you still have that laggy ass Samsung phone?

Yeah my G, it's only been a few weeks and and it's already hella lagging!

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Samsung sam

The hottest and the most simpable assistant of Samsung aka the Samsung waifu

Person1:Why do you buy Samsung?
Person2:for Samsung Sam

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Samsung A11

A bad phone for poor people, really good to trick your non-tech friends to think it’s the best phone

Friend: what phone yo got?
Me: that’s the new Samsung A11 .
Friend: how much did you pay?
Me: 1200$
Friend: But isn’t it 120$?
Me: nah they’re fake just like 30$ iPhones.
Friend: oh ok

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Samsung S9

Samsung's newest phone
#PepperedPrice!
#NewKidOnTheBlock?
#Untaggable.

-That guy has a Samsung S9
-Whoaaaaaaaaaa
-What?
-A post without SEX JOKESSSSSSSEX

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