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1) A completely hypocritical Alaskan who if pro-life yet lets her slutty teenage daughter get pregnant at the age of 17 and forces her to keep it.
2) The Republican VP Nominee in the '08 US Presidential election.
sxephil: Sarah Palin might not know what she's talking about... but she sure is a 'VPILF!'
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A woman who ran for Vice President under Republican fossil John McCain in 2008, and failed miserably. Many expect her to run for President in 2012. However recently she quit halfway through her term as governor of Alaska.
This likely means she doesn't stand a chance in any future elections. (unless she sucks and fucks her way up the political latter like in 2008's election.) and will end up either working for Fox News to support her right-wing claims, (See: Mike Huckabee )
Also see:
quitter
idiot
whore
I saw Sarah Palin on TV the other day and popped a boner. However I didn't listen to the warnings that listening to her may cause dizziness.
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1. A persons name
2. An insult to women; commonly meaning unintelligent and/or ignorant
1. Sarah Palin the former governor of Alaska; also one of the unofficial leaders of the Teabag party
2. "That bitch cheated with my husband! She's such a Sarah Palin!"
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Sarah Palin might not have much foreign-policy experience, but she definitely has some cock-in-her-mouth experience.
Sarah Palin is a VPILF.
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Second-Rate Cougar from Alaska whom the Republicans bafflingly believe is somehow qualified to be "next in line" after having governed a lightly populated state for all of a year and a half.
Delivered a shrill, bitter speech at the Republican convention and will likely be buried by Joe Biden in the upcoming VP debates.
Has pregnant, unmarried teen daughter, who will soon marry white trash father.
Supports white trash activities, such as aerial wolf-hunting, protesting pro-choice groups and marrying rednecks.
Attended 5 third-rate colleges in 5 years, finally graduating from the vaunted University of Idaho.
Running mate to a guy who has one leg and two bum arms already in the grave.
Did you see that cougar Sarah Palin the other night at the RNC? Every pervert conservative geezer in the joint was looking up that bitch's skirt.
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Sarah Palin is a creature formed by several generations of inbreeding. The inbreeding took a toll on its mind, making it unable to understand basic political and geographic concepts that George Bush or a 5 year old would undertstand. After a life of quiet government positions(including mayor of Town Smaller Than Your Finger aka Wasilla, Meh... aka Oil and Gas Conservation Commission Chairperson and Governor of PalinLand aka Alaska, it was thrust into the big leagues as Die Already!!! (aka John McCain) chose it as his VP pick to breathe life in his long dead presidential campaign. The Sean Hannity Butt Kissers (aka Republicans), trying to cling onto their quest for economic and peace destruction, responded very well to it, while the Democrats pointed out the obvious: it was not ready. After making idiotic and/or ignorant comments (such as mentioning the terrorist activities William Ayers partook in that Barack Obama HAD to have been involved in, at age 8, or its magical skills as a hockey mom), the majority of the public made a mockery out of it. Shows such as Saturday Night Live had very hilarious, but very true imitations of it. Eventually, she incinerated the dead body of Die Already!!!'s campaign, and he lost.
After it all, it continued to get pregnant from various members of its family and its dog and proceded to make a mockery of her "could've been normal" children.
"Sarah palin is such an idiot!"
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When you notice someone who might be hot, but then you realize she's batshit crazy, votes for Pat Buchanan, and is a zealot.
No way, that Sarah Palin over there is bad news. I heard she's a Republican.
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