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The lord and master of Uranus.
a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!
A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.
A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."
A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth
i saw dolphins mums tizzles and my schlong went crizzle and i was like shizzle then i jizzled in her fizzle and she was like u god dam nizzle then his dizzle came izzle and i was like im out of this hizzle before i shizzled by his schlong
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when the foreskin makes his dick look 2x as big
Lissa- “my boyfriends dick is only big because this foreskin is super thick.”
Sami- “damn he’s got that schlong.”
The Slang word for neck in French
Ayo That dude has such a long schlong. He looks like a giraffe.
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A penis which is overly long and/or girthy. Of around 8 inches or more.
Macklemore wishes he had a bigger ‘schlong’ as stated in his Penis Song.
Sam Fisher has a ginormous schlong.
Synonym for dick/penis/cock. Only used in case of a big sausage.
THIS NIGGA HAS A 13-INCH SCHLONG!!!
A giant penis; opposite of an Asian dick
Zichen! Get your schlong out of those girls right now!
A thick, long piece of meat.
Wow, I didn't know my homie was packin a massive schlong.