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Scotland, the country with the angry people. Known to have ginger hair and like to shout alot about a little in their country. If they move countries though they will tend to keep this patarism down because the other people will just be jealous that they have Iron Bru in their MacDonalds. Most people from Scotland also want independence even though the Scotish government earn more by being united with the of the British government. Some people also say that Scotland is Britians Canada.
Dave: Hey man, i want some bacon!
Ted: Lets go Canada.
Dave: WTF man, theres a shop down the road
Ted: Canada sell the best bacon!
Dave: Ok, lets go down the middle...
Ted: ?
Dave: Lets go Scotland
Ted: Fine.
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Very nice people some of the nicest but also intrinsically racist and sexist (ages-long patriarchy), probably will never change. Avoid Scotland at all costs if Black, Asian, Chinese, or of any skin colour other than pasty White, and if do not want to fall off the social ladder and preserve any small sense of self-dignity if it still remains after a couple of months.
White Scot: "Welcome to Scotland we need you in our country to do the work that we would never do"
Asian-looking human: "I'm not Asian, I'm not White; I'm Scottish"
White Scot: "You an immigrant"
Asian-looking human: "But I've lived here all my life"
(Edinburgher) White Scot: "Well then you're a homosexual and Black-like"
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An indeterminate state of relationship, especially those that relate to relationships with individuals named Scott. There is uncertainty as to whether you(the UK) and the individual (Scotland) is completely separate entity, completely joined entities or somewhere in between.
"Yeah I'm kind of hooking up with this one person but it's not really a relationship... I'm in Scotland!"
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An Instagram famous beauty that has this unusual name that can't be defined.
Synonyms of Scotland: perfection,(amazing), beautiful, pretty you name it c:
My friend looks like Scotland (aka pretty)
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Scotland means regal and proud, he exudes humor and intelligence. Scotland is strong and confident and stands up for the underdog, to defend and honor what is light and true. He has a strong love of friends and family. Just an all around amazing person and leader.
YO! your boo defending your honor was sooo Scotland!
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An American is on 'vacation' in the UK and is touring famous Cathedrals and churches. In London, he visits Westminster Abbey and sees a golden telephone with a sign advertising 'calls to God, £1000'.
In York, he visits York Minster and sees the same golden telephone with the same sign advertising 'calls to God, £1000'.
In Edinburgh, he visits St Giles and again sees the same golden telephone, but this time the sign reads 'calls to God, 10p'.
Surprised, he seeks out a member of the clergy and asks,
'Minister, in Westminster Abbey and York Minster I have seen this golden telephone and calls to God advertised at £1000, yet here the price is only 10p! Why is that?'
The Minister replies 'Ah, you are in Scotland now. It's a local call!'
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