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The sparkle and glint in two young lover's eyes. it signifies that they have been over indulging in sexual activities.
*in the pub*
"'ey up Calvin," exclaims Ray, "surprised to see you down the old boozer. thought you'd still be shacked up with your new missus. then again looking at your eyes it's clear you've had your fill!"
"Whatcha' mean?" asks Calvin.
"You got th' Shagger's Glint my son"
Someone who fits easily into their partners sexual cycle. chur AS - 2018
"Babe I have never really been into morning sex but because you are so sexy in the morning, i really am now!" - "Oh baby you are such a good little flexi-shagger" AS 2018
Someone who is lazy and never does his job.
Person A: 'Has Tyler finished his work yet?'
Person B: 'No, he's outside having a smoke'
Person A: 'What an absolute Dog Shagger
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Someone who has sex with sheep; either because they can't get a human partner, or because they dig animals TOO much!
A popular insult in rural areas; especially in Wiltshire.
Also often aimed at the Welsh.
Charlie: "Look at how those Welsh sheep shaggers stacked this cage!"
Mark: "Don't insult your own kind that way; just because they have more sheep to chose from than you".
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Somebody who previously received sex daily, nightly and ever so rightly but has now not had regular sex for more than 6 months.
"Yo dude whats with this kid? I can't understand a word he is saying!"
"Just pretend he is making sense, he hasn't had his oats in a while, he's an ex-shagger"
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a virgin farmer who can only get sex from his sheep and even when he does he has to put their back legs in his wellies
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