shalom a vista

jewish version of asta la vista

the jew says to the other jew, "Shalom a vista, baby"

Shalom Jackie

The best part of a British tv series called Friday night dinner, it features an amazing man called Jim and the Goodman family, GO WATCH IT!!!!! R.I.P WILSON😭😭

Jim Shalom Jackie
Jackie oh hi Jim

Jackie nows not the best time Jim

Jim oooo do I smell crimble crumble?
Jim g....good...good boy....Wilson

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Shalom the creep

A creepy ass mother fucker that has no meaning in his life and is a faggot

Hey I heard shalom the creep called you last night
Yea wtf?

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Shalom Piece

A slam piece that happens to be Jewish. Major points.

Term created at Triangle at PU.

Mad props bro, she was a total shalom piece.

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shalom deuce

"peace out"

A slang term used to say good-bye. Often stated with a simultaneous performance of hand gestures for added emphasis. While saying "shalom" the two-finger peace sign is flashed (with the back of the hand facing the recipient of the salutation) followed my an immediate 90 degree rotation of posed hand (counter clockwise for the right hand, clockwise for the left). The word "deuce" is spoken during the rotation of the hand. For added flair, one may pound the chest twice with the posed hand and/or slide away said hand from the body in a movement that is parallel to the ground.

Yo, I gotta go! Shalom deuce, bitches!

Om Shalom

When someone finds the fat deuce you dropped in a restroom because you forgot to flush (whether it be an accident or on purpose), you have successfully "Om Shalomed" them.

"When I was leaving the bathroom at WalMart after pooping, I realized I totally forgot to flush! The next person walking in the stall totally got Om Shalomed!"

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Camp Shalom

A camp for jews and non jews alike, run by the JCC where the head of camp can scream at the high counselors, but they dont notice because SUPRISE SUPRISE! their high. and the CIT's think their the shit, even though they are disliked. most campers are wieners and snotty. you can always go to the dock where the boat man creeps on girls about twenty years younger. but thank goodness there is the boat house, where one can light a cig, when it gets too hard, or hook up when the stress of the day cant get worse. oh camp shalom. you suck ass. the bugs are terrible. the condition of the camp is terrible. where the motto is "oh well i'd get off my fat ass and help, but i dont really care". this is the camp for lazy hot men and women who can kiss major ass. many work at this camp to slack off, smoke, drink, hook up, and get paid for it. although you think the "random drug testing" that is threatened every year would stop these people, the testing is never done, and so every counselor is just about half baked. the typical counselor does all this and more: smoke, drink, fuck, hook up, snort, inject, slack off, leave, and soo much more.

John: Where is my co-counselor Joe?
Kate: He's in the boat house in the lower camp of camp shalom smoking or hooking up.

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