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A penis shaman is a man who lives in a van, sometimes can be seen at Sex Ed courses, and he begs to see your penis. They are known to try to take you to their van and look at your penis. They also have the ability to tell you if your penis can turn a lesbian "correct" again (his words not mine). Be careful of the penis shaman. Their powers are few but he will sexually harass you to see your cock in public.
Joe: Hey, have you seen the penis shaman?
PENIS SHAMAN: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE IT! PULL IT DOWN! I'M GONNA PULL THEM DOWN! I NEED TO SEE YOUR COCK! PENIS PENIS PENIS! TAKE YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OUTLINE! GET IT HARD I WANT TO SEE IT HARD! TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF! GET IN MY VAN! MY VAN IS OVER THERE! GET IN IT BUT YOU BETTER NOT HAVE ANYTHING COVERING YOUR MEMBER! It cannot turn lesbians correct. GET IN MY PENIS VAN I NEED TO INSPECT IT! PENIS! STOP THAT MAN HE'S TAKING MY RIGHT TO SEE COCK AWAY! COME BACK!
A dude in a van down an alley, sometimes known to frequent sex ed classes, who begs you to pull down your pants and show him your penis. He also has the power to dictate which men's peni have the ability to turn lesbians "correct" (that's what he says) again. New ones show up all the time and no one knows how.
Joe: Hey man, have you seen the penis shaman?
Penis shaman: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE YOUR PENIS! SHOW IT TO ME! YOUR PENIS I NEED IT! PENIS PENIS PENIS! GET IN MY VAN! I NEED TO SEE IT! It cannot turn lesbians correct. DON'T PUT IT AWAY! I NEED TO SEE IT!
An arrogant, douchey concert-goer usually in a pack, that's sole purpose of attending an event is to consume as many drugs as possible in an attempt to surpass everyone else who are just enjoying the otherwise meaningless hole in the wall club and non named local riddim DJ. Usually Fans of Bassnectar, Excision, Disco Biscuits and to a lesser extent Dead and Co with Johnny Salami, Space Jesus.
Hey, Check out the "Fratboy Shaman" over there! Haha buddy just ate 3 tabs of fluff, a half of a yellow Ikea and smoked a $30 of crack , what is he trying to become a wizard?
The state of mind one gets after smoking an incredibly large amount of marijuana, whether in bong, joint, or bowl form.
Usually, it is a very cerebral and intense high, making one do things they normally would not do when sober.
"Fuck, man! I am so shamaaannneeeddddddd"
"Dude I got so shamaned last night, I started a World of Warcraft account for my sister"
"I pissed all over myself after I got home from the Lord of the Rings marathon last night, man... I was so shamaned"
In the southern hemisphere. The Latino version of a witch/wizard.
Bish, past year, I've met this guy who works as a part-time Shaman. We went for a spiritual retirement and gave him some Rakia and we took Ayahuasca. Dude, we were so lifted that we started talking to the cats.
From the southern hemisphere. Known as the Latino version of a witch/wizard.
Dude, so I've met this part-time shaman at a book store and invited him a Rakia. A year later we went to an ayahuasca retreat. Bish I was totally uplifted and I swear to you, I've spoke in cat language.
The shaman resurrected mac Miller from the dead, and now he is alive because his dead body was kept safe by the proper rituals.