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The act of pooping. The sideways shift is the messiest, and the up shift is the most painful.
"Yo Shonak where u goin?"
"I have to shift."
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Sometimes used in impersonating a n00b.
<n00b>OMG LYK I WAS WLKIN AT DA DNER YESTRDAY AN I WAS LYK OMGWTF WAT DA HELL IS DAT BBQ DOIN IN MY HOLE?
<n00blet>4nd h3 w45 l1k3 wtf wh47 1n 7h3 w0r1d 15 d4t???
<impersonator>OMG LYK DAT IS SO KOOL!!!!shiftshift11shift shiftshift shift1111
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Often used to describe a canine defication. The terms origins are disputed: some say that the term was first used in Poole, Dorset; the opposing camp claim Welsh ownership, particularly in the Cardiff area. Shifting is often quantified by both length and number of results Shifting is often associated with profuse gas emissions. These have been called "pre-shifting bodily excercises."
"Alfie needs to go out for a shift."
"That dog can certainly shift, he's laid out 18 inches over three shifts today already"
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Turnt up and swagged out but with a hidden agenda. Someone who is going about his business slyly but doing it big.
Shontrelle: Damn, dat foo lookin straight shifted with his J's and ray bans.
Addison: I know cuz, he plannin somethin today
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To shit whilst fucking. Hence the added "f" to the word "shit".
I was banging Veronica in her ass and when I pulled out she shifted all over me and my mattress. This made me puke and shift myself until the entire room was covered in vomit and shift. So I decided to grab her by the hair and shove her face in the shift that she blew out of her asshole in the first place. What a shift head.
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