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'Brawny and Shunt' is a term used to describe two female best friends who are hot. Rumors suggest these girls are lesbian. However they're the opposite and go to gyms in order to perv on hot men. Brawny likes to take her hair out and flick it while doing weights
Brawny is usually a very fit, hot brunette with a distinctly foreign accent. Shunt is a bit taller than Brawny with less muscle mass and larger breasts. Shunt's hair is usually died blond, but not very well.
As a result of spending too much time in the gym's weights room, both girls have impressive biceps. Like her name suggests, Brawny likes to whip them out on a first date, which renders her boys absolutely crazy.
These two girls together are generally loose-canons, who like to do stupid stuff for entertainment. For example speaking foreign languages whilst walking through the city, wolf whistling at randoms and lying to Brazilian shop assistants about their education.
Brawny is a girl who is the more rational of the pair, whereas shunt gets very silly. Brawny and Shunt are both highly intelligent, and get bullied by wogs with names like "phlegm".
There are many pairs of bffls like B&S. They are most prevalent in Australia, and England.
E.g 1/ Each Sunday morning, Brawny and Shunt go to the pilates class at their gym. In order to piss off the pilates instructor, Brawny and Shunt like to do completely different moves from her.
E.g 2/ Shunt is doing pilates and applying some pink lip gloss. Muscly toned pilates instructor (over microphone): "Putting lipgloss on while exercising, now that's something I would do!"
E.g 3/
Leo: "you two girls are always together.. you know what i think?"
E.g 4/
phlegm: "OIYA BITCHES!"
bs turn around.
phlegm (on her way to smoke.. so understandably testy):"if i hear you talking bad about my girl again, i'm gonna knock ya flat."
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The act of going for a pooh. The fact that it will be accompanied by a grunt raises the presumption that this will be a big pooh.
Phew, I'd give it a good 10 minutes before you follow me into the toilet. I've just had a shunt and a grunt.
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noun: a term used to describe Viagra: this term is generally used by sex-workers in the Soho area of London.
The term is loosely derived from alternative terms for pills (usually esctasy, referred to sometimes as disco biscuits),
as well as the sex act itself ( shunting )
"Heaven is two Cambodian whores, Arsenal 1-up at half time live on TV, and a couple of top shunting biscuits" (quote from Soho sex-shop manager, having returned from a 'works outing' in Phnom Pen, Cambodia)
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A homosexual, especially someone you wouldn't think was gay.
That kid's a shunt? I never would have guessed!
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The female equivalent of the popular term cock block.
1. (n) Any person who interferes with a woman attempting to initiate intercourse, have sex, or get laid.
2. (v) An action that prevents a woman from so scoring.
1. Kimberly was about to seal the deal when her cunt shunt of a roommate reminded her about her appointment at Planned Parenthood.
2. Andrew totally cunt shunted Andi when he burst in on her and her date about to get it on.
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The feminine of cock block.
When a woman purpposely tries to prevent another woman from getting laid, usually with the explicit intention of leaving the sexual target vulnerable to her own sexual advances.
"we met this really hot guy with scorching dreadlocks and I cunt shunted the fuck out my mate for 2 days trying to get into his pants"
"I really like this woman but she was being chatted up by someone else so I went for the sureptitious cunt shunt and ended up in her bed all weekend"
The female version of blue balls!
Man: "You ready to get it on?"
Woman: "Heck yeah! Just don't cunt shunt me, alright?"