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One who idolizes mediocrity within women and men, doubly so if you complain about not having a girlfriend or get ghosted often
Mazen is actually a simp, no cap.
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*A man who puts himself in a submissive or subservient position below a woman in hopes of being given sex as a reward, often by throwing other men under the bus in order to do so.
*A man who donates money to women via twitch, youtube, ppatreon or onlyfans.
*A man who gets married without taking precautions, see prenup.
*A man who allows himself to be used as a doormat by members of the opposite sex.
*A man who abandons his male friends to have sex with (or try to have sex with) a woman.
*A man who emotionally invests in a woman with a high body count.
*A man who raises another man's kid/s.
"Riley keeps whiteknighting for Jess on Twitter, he's such a fucking simp."
"Liam's a simp, he told me spent two hundred dollars on Sarah's onlyfans."
"Yeah, he used to be our friend. The girl he was trying to fuck kept being a bitch to the rest of us so we kicked her out and he followed her, like a fucking simp."
"Being a simp was his downfall. He knew she was a slut in college but married her anyway. She cheated and then took everything he had in the divorce, even his fucking dog."
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James Duca is a simp for Maria. He will do anything for her because it is is first relationship and he’s afraid to do anything wrong. He tries to control others’ relationships because he thinks all men should be simps
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Izel Gomez for Sara Butler. Love from BASIS Phoenix
Guy 1: Bro Izel's such a simp for sara
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A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Thomas.
Guy 1: God Thomas is such a simp
Guy 2: Ik imagine being Thomas couldn’t be me
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A Simp is someone who is overly nice to women with the goal to get in a relationship with them even if it means ditching his best friends. They usually never get any women tho.
Dude 1:Jack won’t stop talking to the girls and he doesn’t hang out with the boys.
Dude 2: He is a simp
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1) noun. A submissive male, particularly one consenting to being dominated.
2) noun. A bloated or fatty configuration of a female's labia majora (external vagina) presenting the appearance of Homer Simpson's mouth.
1a) She walks all over the guy, a real simp.
1b) "Sure, I tongue her bottom hole; that's what we simps do."
1c) The simps shared mints in the parlor while their doms lit cigars on the porch.
2a) "Check out the size of her simp... a lad could get lost in there."
2b) From an early age, the twin girls exhibited prominent (and absolutely beautiful) simps.
2c) "I dare you, boy, let my simp get a grip on your magic twanger."
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