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Loading simulator

Grand Theft Auto V, since it always feraking loads literally. That's the whole point.

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A: Hey bro, shall we play some GTA five?
B: Nah bruh, it's a bloody Loading simulator. I want get some sleep tonight.

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"Dude! Let's see who's gonna win in GTA V today!"

<10 hours later>

*exhausted growling*
"Why we'll still here? Just to suffer... -"
"Wow! I won my dude! It finally loaded! Oh, come on! I've been killed by some snap crackle pop on an opressor!!"

by Sir Wenceslas ๐Ÿ•Š November 24, 2020


simul-tetris

A contracted version of the word "simultaneous" used by announcers of Classic Tetris matches when both players score a tetris, well, simultaneously.

A simul-tetris for Greentea and Joseph; they are on-pace, exactly with each other.
the dude commentating saying stuff like "simul-tetris" i'm dying tho lmao

by Smartkid123456789 October 24, 2020


Job Simulator

Job Simulator is a video game made specifically for a VR headset. The game is a basic simulation of multiple jobs like Gourmet Chef, Office Worker, Store Clerk, and Auto Mechanic. The game also is named the 2050 Archives, showing that it takes place in the future. (Explaning why most characters are robots.) The release date is April 5, 2016.

A: Hey, I got this new game named Job Simulator!
B: Cool, is it fun?
A: Yeah! I'm learning how Jobs work!
B: Wow! I think I'll get that game!

by LTW Gaming April 23, 2022


Yandere Simulator

A coding language where it is regarded by most experts as " holy fuck that's like, Italian spaghetti ", due to the fact the language consists of mostly "if" and "else" statements, it is extremely slow and only runs on unity engine.
Yandere Simulator was made by Alex Mahan in April 2014, compared to other game engines such as Toby Fox, or Scott Cawthon, Yandere Simulator is a slug.
In conclusion Yandere Simulator is one of the least effective coding languages ever.

Wow, that guys uses Yandere Simulator to code his game? What an idiot!

by That1PiePerson October 29, 2020

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Simulated Anal

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.

Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.

by KaBoom August 14, 2014

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fella simulator

a toy used by women for pleasure in abscence of a man

rampant rabbit to see 1 go to anne summers or if u live in selby good vibrations

by baddass mofo January 21, 2005

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Simul-core

Meaningless, except for those "in the know". It means, literally, that someone on this planet or somewhere in the universe, is also listening to the same exact song you're listening to right now, beginning and ending at the same time, simultaneously, whenever you listen to music. A mockery of all the ___-core buzzwords used to hype this or that new band. In short, no one is as special as they'd like to think they are.

OMFG, I love Dick Wang and the Johnsons, they are the sickest simul-core band there is!

by scarebear April 28, 2006

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