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International Snus Day (ISD), is the day every snuser around the world celebrates the joys of snus
Bob: Hey what you doing tonight for the International Snus Day?
Bob2: Not much, but im sure gonna enjoy a good snus!
Snus, more commonly known as nicotine pouches is a substitute for smoking. The average dose is around 30mg. If you exceed this limit scientists suggest a more lasting and damaging effect will take place on the body.
Warning: do not swallow.
If swallowed, symptoms can consist of:
A sudden chill on the body
Heavy breathing
Confusion
Shivering of the consumer
If you experience any of the above, medical assistance is strongly advised as it can lead to things like cancer, teeth decay and internal corrosion.
“I need to quit smoking but still crave nicotine, I’m going to use snus as a substitute.”
it's really healthy and good for you. you get a big lem and big muscles
maaaan i need snus. my dick is getting small agian
A smokeless, spitless upper-lip tobacco product that originated in Sweden (pronounced: snoos)
Man, pop in a snus, it’s way more discreet than that cigarette. Swedes love it
Snus is a Swedish tobacco product, ONLY used by men. It's forbidden for women to consume Snus in any form. For 95% of men in Sweden Snus is considered life essential.
If a man doesn't get his Snus, things escalate quickly. Firstly he will become extremely grumpy, he will through his rage on everybody around him. Second stage starts with heavy breathing and severe shaking. The ultimate consequence is extreme depression.
All women in Sweden thinks Snus is disgusting, however no man ever cared.
Man 1: "Hey man, do you have a Snus?"
Man 2: "Yeah, of course, nothing like saving another man's life."