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Snus is a Swedish tobacco product, ONLY used by men. It's forbidden for women to consume Snus in any form. For 95% of men in Sweden Snus is considered life essential.
If a man doesn't get his Snus, things escalate quickly. Firstly he will become extremely grumpy, he will through his rage on everybody around him. Second stage starts with heavy breathing and severe shaking. The ultimate consequence is extreme depression.
All women in Sweden thinks Snus is disgusting, however no man ever cared.
Man 1: "Hey man, do you have a Snus?"
Man 2: "Yeah, of course, nothing like saving another man's life."
To have wild passionate sex with someone after a three month dryspell. Snu should be done with caution as there is the potential to become too attached and start calling them "schmoopy".
(Note: Snu requires testing)
1) This girl was giving me snu eyes on the train
2) With all that money I may not require testing before snu.
3) Our star signs match... let's snu.
The Swedish version of dip, snus is the best form of tobacco on the planet, you take it in the upper lip and it makes you buzz, if you are an experienced user you only get satisfaction out of snus, the good snus is made by epok, but epok costs too much so other brands like Odens are more popular
"I need some dip man"
"Take snus instead"
(takes a pouch of snus)
"Man this is goooood!"
Snus is a thing that saves students from boredom in school
It's gonna be the 7th lesson. Give me one pack of snus, please!