emerald splash

can't be deflected

Kakyoin: NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!
Jotaro: *deflects emerald splash*
Kakyoin: NANI?

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splash hit

When droppin a poo log on the toilet the poo hits the toilet water and splashes water onto your buttcheeks. Causing you to wipe your buttcheeks of poo infested waters.

I went number 2 and my buttcheeks were all wet from all the splash hits I made.

Courtesy Splash

When you are watching a movie with a bro and a sad part comes up. Your bro begins to cry so you throw your drink in their face so no one can see that he is crying.

Dude, thanks for that courtesy splash when Obi-Wan died. I would have been hella embarrassed.

Samoan Splash

Diving headfirst into a pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

Someone is gonna end up in a hospital, but whatever. (Samoan Splashes into the pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

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drop splash

when you take a shit, it dunks into the toilet and splashes the tiolet water up your stuffs.(vagina, balls, butthole, etc)

Jenny: Dude, I tried to shit slowly so i wont drop splash, but it was so heavy I did it anyways!
Billy: I hate drop splashes!!!

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Splash Proof

To put toilet paper in the toilet bowl so no splash comes back while you're taking a shit.

Yesterday I took a huge shit but luckily enough I made the toilet Splash Proof.

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Death Splash

While crapping in a port a potty a splash goes directly into the anus.

Mike ate a giant beef sandwich greasy onion rings and a chocolate shake.He was on the jobsite and needed to find the nearest facility NOW.He blasted \a turd the size of a small dog and the subsequent action was a direct death splash directly into his fully dilated bung hole.