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Similar to a sugar mama but very, very old.
“Hey, did you hear Gaby’s grandma got him the new PS5?”
“That’s not his grandma dude, that’s his Splenda Mama hooking him up. His dick is gonna smell of ben-gay for ages after that.”
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Gimme some splenda is a term used to ask for a kiss.
Close cousin of the term give me some sugar where the girl is hot and the kiss is sweet.
Gimme some splenda/Give me some splenda is a phrase used when asking an ugly girl for a kiss. It is best used when wishing to be slapped or to be dumped or to mock a person who does not understand the link to give me some sugar (babe).
Gimme some splenda can be used as a taunt, insult or joke-esk compliment.
Best used when trying to make yourself seem less desirable to your partner before a break up so that they feel less of a loss when you break up.
Boyfriend: Hey “babe” gimme some splenda
Girlfriend: *Slap
Boyfriend: Agh… (and single)
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A non-addictive version of the drug known as cocaine which was made from cocaine and through scientific measure was remedied of all its bad side effects like "the drip", "a bad taste", and has no "come down" after the high effect wears off in usually an hour per dose. Nicknamed "the Perfect Drug" in 3042 A.D. because scientists could find no harmful effects to humans. Renegade pirate time travelers thought it a brilliant idea to smuggle the drug back in time to 1998 A.D. and market it as an artificial sweetener, since it also had no calories and could sweeten anything, leaving it readily available and cheap to fellow time travelers who knew enough to sniff it rather than eat it to get the high.
"How do you know Skrillex is from the future?"
"Because I saw him snorting lines of Splenda... and have you heard his music?"
Major pressurized volcanic bowel movement as a result of injesting Splenda.
Man,my wife swapped sugar for Splenda in the Kool aid and the kids and I got the Splenda Shits!
Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.
Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.
When a picture gives the false impression that people are happy or satisfied. Unlike a Kodak moment it’s artificial like the sweetener “Splenda”.
Person: “ those celebrities look so adorable together!”
Cynic: “they must be having a Splenda moment.”
When you live in your exs head rent free.
Low cal. No effort. Just like Splenda.
Haven't talked to my ex in years. Splenda ghost.