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Sucking a dick consists of three or more head bobs , slight fondling of the balls, and tongue play. Cumshot is optional.
My friend asked me what is sucking a dick.
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To allow your father ridiculous control over your life.
Guy 1: Are you staying around for another beer then?
Guy 2: No. I can't.
Guy 1: Ahh go on. Why not?
Guy 2: No. I can't. My dad wants me home for 9.30.
Guy 1: Fine then, go on. Go home and Suck Daddy's Dick!!
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A sign of denial, aka if you don't wanna do somthin...
Or a surprise!
Scene 1:
Mom: Honey, tidy your room!
Son: Suck my dick, bitch
Scene 2:
Dad: Hey, son, I got VIP baseball tickets to tomorrows finals!!!
Son: Suck my dick!!!
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colloquial phrase. Indicates the worst of something. Nothing could ever be worse than sucking Hitler's dick. If the idea of sucking dick isn't unpleasant to you, then bringing pleasure to a mass murdering egomaniac hopefully is. The phrase can be expanded upon to give extra emphasis of just how terrible by describing the size, sweatiness, or that he'd eaten asparagus and came in your mouth without warning you first.
"This party is really sucking Hitler's dick."
"I totally sucked Hitler's dick on that test, why did I even bother taking it."
"Last week's workload sucked Hitler's salty, sweaty dick. And it's a huge cock... then he sprayed his Arian jizz in my eye."
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Taking the sucking ass to a whole new level
Also featured in Step Brothers.
Yo, have you seen this dude's new car?
Yea man, it really sucks camel dicks!
Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
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Suck a dick day is taken place on the 26th of may
Get on your knees and suck on suck a dick day
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When someone will take ANY position that "science" tells them to. No matter what it is. Even if it isn't real science but it is science based off of studies that were paid for by pharmaceutical companies, politicians, climate activist funds, or the democratic party.
Peter: Get your fucking vaccine! Or else you'll kill everyone around you!
Bob: Peter, quit sucking science dick and let people make their own choices.
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Dorito was sucking science dick when she was told by a "research study" that jumping off of a tall bridge would cure herpes, and she decided to jump just because it was from a "reputable source"
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