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Jacking off a dick not attached to you.
Deputy Rosie started the morning roll call by asking who, if anyone, was interested in roughin' up a suspect before they begin the morning meeting.
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The idea that someone is guilty unless they can come up with another person who is either guilty or a strong suspect. The idea is usually based on an imprecise process of elimination.
Parent to child: Did you do it?
Child: No.
Parent: Well if you didn't do it, then who did?
Nearby observer: Ah ha, she's using the guilty until alternate suspect principle.
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When you have no idea what to say just use this phrase instead.
Police: John did you steal 50kg of potatoes from Walmart?
John: Ummm..... Yes, I suspect Lucky Spurs of cheating!
Police: Understandable sir, have a nice day.
Spoken by Carmin_35, the origin of the word takes place back in 2021. It means ''how suspicious it would have been if we were talking in math'', Carmin_35 is a popular member of ROBLOX Romania.
Carmin_35: ”Oare cat de suspect ar fi fost daca noi vorbeam prin matematica.”
HermmanSigmaringen:”esti cringe.” ( You're Cringe )
An individual of a particular demographic who is most likely to have committed certain crimes or to display certain negative behaviors, typically based on statistical per capita from that demographic.
Jane: Did you hear there was another terrorist attack earlier today? Over ten people were killed by a car driving through a crowd!
John: That's awful! Who did it? Was it the usual suspect?
Jane: Reports say the perpetrator was a Syrian national, of course it's the usual suspect.
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Guy1: Someone just vandalized my house and stole the car! Who could do such a thing?!
Guy2: It's the usual suspect.
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Similar to No Homo, no suspect is a means a clarifying what you really wanted to say or clean up any misinterpretations of something you said.
Jed: Man I hate my boss, nigga always breathing down my neck over the smallest things, I want that nigga to go somewhere anywhere that’s not around me.
Max: Yo know you could get rid of him yourself, all you need is the right tools and gear, cut him up the right way and he out of your hair for good.
Jed: (worried) Yo bro you seem to know a lot about that.
Max: Hell yeah bro I know at least 8 different ways to get rid of people and get away with it No Suspect tho, I just watch a lot of cops shows and low key I feel like they be trying to teach people how to get away with shit, I mean first they tell you the crime and how much time you looking at, then they tell you all the ways to avoid it or the many ways you could avoid it.
Jed:(calm) Yeah man you right about that but I ain’t trying to go that route thx tho.