Swag

A way insipid, vulgar, idiots present themselves. Summarized as the opposite of class.

"I Gott Swag Likee A Boss, Niqqa!"

or:
An illiterate dumbass with his pants around his knees, and wearing a backwards pointing snapback who tends to listen to Lil Wayne, T.I. Chris Brown, and Drake.

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Swag

Having "swag" means to look, act, and think like a total fucking retard. Giving ones self more confidence.

That kid says he has Swag, he doesn't know it makes him sound like a total fucking idiot.

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SWAG

A fucking obnoxious, piece of shit word used by fucking obnoxious, piece of shit little kids who think they know anything about the world but in reality, all they know is New World Order brainwashing and Luciferian Illuminati symbolism that they see in ridiculous music videos, causing them to flash Luciferian occult gang signs they don't even understand and speak utterances like “SWAG, YOLO!” instead of speaking English words. When asked what the fuck this even means, they will continue speaking some more indoctrinated Common Core occult incantations—again, they are unaware of this—while applying their Egyptian-themed winged eyeliner to look like some stupid Lady Gaga whore.

My annoying cunt of a little sister walked by my room and instead of saying “hi” or something like an actual person, she just goes “SWAG!” and does like this Eye of Horus hand sign… god, my sister is a stupid little cunt.

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SWAG

Swag is an acronym created by a group of men in the 60′s that means “Secretly we are gay”

Man: Hey guys do you like that chick?

Group: ya, but SWAG.

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Swag

Swag: Something people think they can achieve by acting like a d-bag and make themselves think that they're really-really tight. Symptoms include trying to act a lot smoother but end up looking like you don't know what reality is because your mind is cluttered with douche. Swag affects many people, like the African American race, but is much funnier when white people are affected.

Random Douche: "Wassup player?"
Guy: "Uh...your white and you live in the suburbs, remember?"
Random Douche: "Whaa? You crazy! Ahaa! SWAG!"
Guy: "..."

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Swag

Secretly We Are Gay. Usually used when someone is trying to come out of the closet without most people knowing. See homosexual or justin bieber.

Another Definition: Walking with your pants on the ground, talking like this: Wassup homie you know i got swag!

Guy 1: Guy 2 should we say it?
Guy 2: we shall.
Guy 1: SWAG!
Person who knows meaning: gasp!
Person who doesnt: LOL me too
Person who knows meaning: Gasp!

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He had swag so he was destined to be forever alone.

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Swag

A term attributed to fast food employees who think they are hot shit, but are in fact nothing but a cold fart.

Your douchebag friend who works at McDonalds: "Hey bro I got swag"
You: You're 16, work at McDonald's, and you're failing every class.
McDonald's employee: But... I have swag...

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