swift sip

having a drink, especially after you do something mentally exhausting and need to relax.

or when someone is really caught up, instead of have a chill pill, have a swift sip.

teacher: Class pencils down the final is over, now head on home and have a swift sip you have successfully completed organic chemistry.

phil swift

phil swift is god. phil swift is all.

all hail phil swift!

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Phil Swift

King of all Kings. Ruler of all. Omnipotent being. Power to create and to repair

All hail Phil Swift

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taylor swift

the music industry

stream love story taylor swift version <3

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phil swift

The living god of all things Flex Seal.

"Phil Swift said I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF"

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Swift The Kid

🔥🔥🔥 That mfr go harder than a mfr all his music straight FIREEEeEeE fr Dude gon blow tf up. He the only one in the 417 putting the Midwest on fr. I kno dude finna make it one day! He don’t give a fuck either homie got hands 👊 lowkey seen em drop two mfrs at the same time back to back. Real one. 💯

G: Yo you peep Swift’s new track?

OG: NAH!? Shit I missed a drop?

G: Just dropped that shit so hard he finna blow up
OG: Bet Ima check it and no cap homie on another level! 🔥🔥

Rodney: My Nigga no way you finna believe dis wild shii I be just done now found out! Shii crzy as hell cuh!

LeMelo : Whatchu talk-a -bout ?

Rodney : Ite so That new Swift The Kid we just heard....

leMelo : yuh? Wha bout it

Rodney : I ain’t kno al at to be talkin bout like at but somebody say he just signed a deal wit interscope!

LeMelo : HEAT I’m not even surprised foreal fr

Phil Swift

the bringer of world peace

Hi, Phil Swift here for Flex Tape!

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