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I go to the Harvard of the Midwest.
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The type of niceness you see from a guy from the midwest areas in America such as Michigan or Wisconsin, who is considered the most laid-back dude ever. If he's someone with the midwest nice is owning the lawn and he sees your lawn is getting pretty shaggy, he's going to offer to mow your lawn. If you don't have enough money for Culvers, he'll gladly pay for the rest of his cheese curds and custard. If you're stepping on his foot, he'll say "Ope! excuse me sir/ma'am, I hope it's not to big of an ask but may you... um you're stepping on my foot, it kinda hurts, thank you!"
Charlie Berens is a youtube with the midwest nice.
"This guy, yeah, he offered to clean out my gutter for free, he must have that Midwest Nice or something."
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When you have horrible gas, so you get in your vehicle and crank the heat on high, fart and procees to rub one out in the stink to remind you of the times you mastubated in a porta potty in 115 degree heat in Iraq.
I was bored at work today and went and pulled a Midwest Iraqi during lunch break.
When you forcefully spit on your thigh, and finger it until you get friction burns. Then you have to snort up all of the remains.
I did the most aggressive Midwest Snorkel last night with my mom.
It's like a 1950s sitcom. Everyone acts like they're your neighbor.
Molly is visiting from Portland and described Illinoians as Midwest friendly.
Married, kids and divorced before 30yrs old... because people in the Midwest like “family values” and not wearing condoms...
if you avoided all three you might be a unicorn!
“So did that girl you went out with last week make it thru the “Midwest Gauntlet” or was she a statistic?
An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.
“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”