tow head

tow headed is literally "flaxen haired". This meaning of tow comes from Middle Low German touw (which means "flax, hemp fiber"). This probably went back to the prehistoric Germanic base *tow-, *taw "make, prepare" (source also of English tool), in the sense "make yarn from wool; spin".

he's a real tow head

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tow-rope

what happens after tabbogining. See also the jerry

Yeah the tow-rope is hard, but it's worth it to tabbogin back down.

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Tow Law

A small town or large village (depends how you look at it) in north-east England. It's mainly full of murderers and drunks. Many people who aren't from the area fear the place as if Satan had created it. People from Tow Law realise that it's not that bad due to the recent opening of a Co-op and a Greggs.

Has a large Pikey presence but they're pretty mellowed out.

Person not from Tow Law: "I had my car fitted with armor plates so I could briefly drive through Tow Law! I'm positive I saw someone getting eaten by savage Pikeys!!"

Person from Tow Law: "Hey Pikeys, want to go to Greggs or the Co-op? I'm starving."

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Tow balling

Tow balling is when a man leads another man around by his penis. Not in a gay way.

Cory was tow balling desi Rae around the villa like a dog on lead

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kow-tow

Inspired by the Chinese tradition of kow-towing before the Emperor, the kow-tow move was invented on the East Coast and involves first bending backwards and then forwards with your arms bent at the elbows and parallel to your body (much like when the police tell you to "put your hands in the air").

Teach me how to kow-tow, teach me, teach me how to kow-tow.

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tow mater

A red neck hillbilly from North Carolina who enjoys using the word "noob" as an insult.

Did Tow Mater just flip the table again?

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towed jumper

A little piece of poop that remains after taking a shit that won't fall out. Usually alleviated by shaking your ass.

person 1: "Man, what took so long in there?"
person 2: "I had a towed jumper that just wouldn't budge!"