tu modge

your mom.
(halfway spanish-tu madre)

"What are you doing?"

"Tu modge."

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tu pues

You smell in french. Used to call other people smelly in english too though. (pronounced too pyoo)

Person1 :Tu pues!
Person2: :(

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tu shay

An alternative to the word "touche", which is defined as "Used to acknowledge a hit in fencing or a successful criticism or an effective point in argument." This alternative in particular pertains to the latter half of that definition only. Jon The Korean coined this infinitely useful, and infinitely hilarious, alternative spelling.

(as originally used by Jon The Korean)

"I can't believe this thread is on its second page."

"Tu shay."

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tu madre

your mom, but in spanish.

used to diss people, but then make them laugh when they realize what you said, so you get away with dissing them

also can be used as a retorical question, usually said sarcastically

(guy that isn't talking to you)
dude you wouldn't believe what i did last night
(you, slightly annoyed that this ass is talking so loud that you have to hear him)
tu madre(?)

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Tu-4

In War Thunder, it is basically a reversed engineered Russian B-29 that's better in every way. Known as the "Russian Death Star" or the "Gulag Express" in War Thunder because of its ridiculous defensive capabilities and even larger bomb capacity than the B-29. Made from the stronkest stalinium and crafted from only the most sekrit of dokumints.

Pilot Knocked Out

You Were Killed by Tu-4.

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y tu

it's like asking how you are in return for you asking me how i am. Spanish. See also como estas.

Me:"How are you?"
Her: "Fine. y tu?"
Me: "Fine."

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tu madre

the Spanish way of dissing another person's mom

¡Tu madre es caliente en la cama! (Your mom is hot in bed)
¡Tu madre es muy estupida! (Your mom is very stupid)

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