table

To be cool, hip, hot

Were you at that gig last night
Yeah it was totally table.
Table man

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Table

A Table?

Wow is that a table?

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Tabling

When a man rubs his anus up & down a table leg, or when a woman rubs her vijayjay up & down a table leg.

man 1: dude, i got so many splinters from all that tabling yesterday

man 2: yeah, i know, same here, i pooed one out.

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Table

An adjective form of the noun used when referencing a Joseph. A person named Calvin is 94.67% more likely to use this word than the average person.

Calvin (to Joseph): "Goodnight my little table."

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Table

not a noun but an adjective

used to describe something that is particularly cool and brilliant

"Hey your new mobile phone is so table, dude!"

"SPIN 1038'S Breakfast Xpress with Joe and Keith is the most table radio show in Dublin Ireland, man!"

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Table Manners

The conventions that constitute polite behaviour when consuming food.

That fat bastard Malcolm eats like a pig, he's got no table manners.

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Crafting Table

The crafting table is a block from the mainstream game, Minecraft. Due to a incident in GeorgeNotFound's stream that their fans had found "interesting", it had been an on-going joke that "standing on a crafting table" means to give/receive a blowjob, or simply to have sexual intercourse.

Random person A: Hey, would you stand on a crafting table for me?

Random person B: Absolutely not, never say those words to me again.

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