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Backside lovin with a silver vixen.
You see Gladys over there? I totally rusty tailgated her last night on the screened in porch.
When you and a friend anal fuck two girls from behind, standing next to each other, while being anally fucked by two chicks behind you wearing strap-ons
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Brad: "dude I got some ass last night!"
Chad: "no way dude! How was it?"
Brad: "yeah man it was great. Only downside is it was a Roman Tailgate.... so now MY ass hurts too. But it was so worth it!"
Chad: "aw man! You did a roman tailgate and didn't invite me!???!!!"
tailgating troll...A person who makes the rounds when people are tailgating at sporting events or concerts,who is too cheap to bring their own food or booze.Usually crashing the party like they are friends with someone in your group...but they are NOT..They then proceed to help themselves to the food and beverages supplied.
Who the hell was that drinking all our beer and eating all our brats!?!I dont know,must have been a tailgating troll..damnit...
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An Australian Tailgate is considered one of the most obscene and profane form of suicide. This act can also be used for murder, but due to its length and complexity, is more common as a suicidal act.
First, you must freeze enough bleach to make a 3 foot long rod capable of fitting in your asshole. Once this is complete, you begin to tie yourself, by your feet, to the ceiling while inserting the rod of bleach into your supple asshole, resembling a tail. Once this is complete, you proceed to allow an emu to tear off your clothes while turning up the heat to allow the bleach tail to melt into your system. As the rod/tail begins to melt, you begin to suck the tip of the emus beak as it regurgitates your clothes back into your own mouth. By the time all of the clothes have been thrown up into your digestive system, the rod of bleach should be fully melted, killing you from the inside out.
For those whose lives are upside down, an Australian Tailgate can erase that frown.
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When driving your automobile and another car keeps riding in your blind spot purposefully, or jewish tailgating you.
"Oh snap, that car keeps jewish tailgating me!"
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Growing up in central Pennsylvania, tailgate pussy was a completely shaved vagina.
If you would like to see many visually stunning examples of tailgate pussy, enter shaved pussy in a search engine such as Google, filters off of course
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Tagy Tailgating Sauce is enhancing addition to the pungent fun associated with traditional tangy tailgating as defined on Urban Dictionary. One who is performing a tangy tailgate enjoys the experience even more when tangy tailgating sauce is created from the mixture of saliva and the remnants of a Grease Ring. The result is a tangy, savory mixture that only the bold can truly enjoy.
Charles: Hi Frank. How's your girlfriend?
Frank: Broke up Bro!
Charles: Sorry Bro.
Frank: No big deal. I went out and got me some strange last night.
Charles: How was it?
Frank: Chick was hot but hadn't showered in about three days.
Charles: Did you do a little Tangy Tailgating Braaaaaahhhhhh?
Frank: More then that Brooooo! I had me a little Tangy Tailgating Sauce!
Charles: Sounds like a ripe pipe there brother!
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