take your wig off

Stop lying, stop hiding thing

I didn’t know dating his friend would cause so much drama. Girl take your wig off!

take off your clothes

The phrase used to tell people, most commonly women, to disrobe completely or partially, whether for empowerment, sexual desire, comedic purposes, the content of the clothing or to avoid confrontation.

Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends (Episode:Busted): Mr Herriman is about to catch Wilt and Eduardo wearing Funny Bunny T-Shirts that world mortify and humiliate him, and get Frankie in trouble. Mac tells Eduardo that if he doesn’t help spread the word, Mr. Herriman will explode. Eduardo runs down the hallway, screaming “Take Off Your Clothes” repeatedly! This unfazes Coco and confuses will, but inspires Madame Foster to empower herself as she is walking down the stairs to attend a Baseball Game with her cane wearing a Funny Bunny T-Shirt, Shorts and Baseball Cap over an undershirt. She hears Eduardo and screams “Yeah! Woohoohoohoohoohoohoo!” before swiftly dropping her cane and removing everything but her undershirt. She runs upstairs waving her shirt and then whips it.

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Take your top off

The power to do anything in the world. If you take your top off the sky is the limit. No one or nothing can get in your way.

girl: Im scared to jump, the water looks shallow

guy: Take your top off and you wont hit the bottom.

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Take the rag off the bush

This is an old country expression which
denotes something outrageous,going above and beyond the ordinary -- surpasses everything.

OakCreek Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Luling, Texas takes the rag off the bush in longterm care! Call 830-875-5606 for admission information. We take the rag off the bush!

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Take Your Pajamas Off

A way of saying 'You must be dreaming.' Derived from 'Take your pajamas off, because you are dreaming'.

Bob wanted $500 for the jousting sticks, so I said, "take your pajamas off."

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take off your pants and jacket

A blink-182 album that includes songs like the rock show, first date, and many other great songs. The real meaning of it was take off your pants and jack-it(as in jacking-off)

guy1- Dude have you heard take off your pants and jacket
guy2- Yah, I love to take off my pants and jack-it, to your mom

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Come take your contacts off

Follow me into the bathroom where we will engage in sexual activities; such as Oral sex

Person 1: Come take your contacts off
Person 2: sure
...hour later
Person 1: Feeling better
Person: Much

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