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Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.
"I had to pull the ol' Tallahassee Tenderizer last night, now my dick looks like Seth Rogen."
The act of shaving off a girls pubic hair, rolling them into a ball and smoking them out of a pipe. After she takes a hit, you jam your cock into her mouth and choke her.
Shabaka - I gave my Girlfriend a Tallahassee Tumbleweed and that shit was so cash!
Oren - Did you choke her with your dick?!
Shabaka - You already know it man, she blew smoke and cum out her nose!
To crap, cum, and sneeze simultaneously, resulting in extreme relief.
Got off work and gave myself a tallahassee detox.
The act of inserting a toothbrush into a females ass (preferably filled with cum), then dipping said toothbrush in a toilet that has not been flushed and forcing an unsuspecting stranger to use it to brush his/her teeth.
Yeah, I gave that bitch a Tallahassee toothbrush last night and got punched in the dick.
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When (and this has not been proven to be done yet) a person freezes a piece of shit and then uses it as a dildo.
"Dude, did you hear his girlfriend got a Tallahassee Tinkertoy?"
"No, that's just fucked up."
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While 69ing a girl, with you on top and your girl on the bottom, another girl is on top of you , humping your head and licking your ass
"Man, my girlfriend is so awesome, she got her friend and they did a Tallahassee Sammich on me!"
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When you spread a vagina with a speculum. You then fill said pussy with creamed corn. After which you start shoving Hebrew National Hotdogs into the cream corn filled cunt.
I pulled a Tallahassee Corndog on a sweet carnie last summer. I got creamed corn and duck butter everywhere!
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