taxed

Amount of weed/coke/etc. confiscated for personal use when acquiring weed/coke/etc. for a friend or acquaintance, without their knowledge and prior to delivery. Tax percentage inflates or deflates depending on relationship with said friend or acquaintance. NOTE: Not to be confused with a Kick Down, where said friend or acquaintance rewards your action as middle man with a percentage of the weed/coke/etc..

Dude, I taxed that bag I scored for Karen, and then she kicked me down like another gram on top of that!

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Taxxing

Stealing something that may be the property (intellectual or otherwise) of another person and flaunting it as their own.

Stop taxxing my sayings!

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Tax

Verb

To steal or take something without the victim's consent.

I'm going to tax your scissors.

Tax

Legal robbery

The Tories can steal shit tons of money from the middle/upper class and they'd still have shit tons of their earnings, but if they tax the working class, they barely have any dough left. Not to mention, gas and electric bills are going to increase by another 25% when it already increased by 25% in recent months. The rich becomes richer and the poor becomes poorer. Where's Robin Hood when you need him eh?

Tax

Something Yoshi don't know how to pay.

Police: "Yoshi, you get a 5 year jail time for commiting tax fraud."
Yoshi: "FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU....."

taxes

“'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.” - Taxman, The Beatles

Taxes make no sense to me. Money makes me question life. I have to spend it to make it. They take it for the feds and my state.

April 15th is Tax Day in the USA.

Taxing

The act of charging someone at the door of the nightclub or stripclub to get in because they are either: breaking dress code, skipping the line, or underage. Also known as "Paying The Toll"

I made over $100 taxing people at the door tonight

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