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Orphan Tears

The best Your Favorite Martian song, and if you don't agree you can suck this moby dick mf!

Guy A: "I just finished watching Orphan Tears! To hat shit was dope!"
Guy B: "Fuck you"

by Jeef The Dumbass June 6, 2022

25๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Laura's Tears

Non existent, absent, invisible, make believe, nowhere to be found

I tried searching for something my brother asked for, but soon found out it was Laura's tears.

by *shistar* August 20, 2018


Gator Tears!

An expression from Southern Louisiana used to express extreme anger or frustration as a result of, but not limited to, stubbing one's toe upon the side of a pirogue, being bitten by an overgrown nutria, watching one's lover cheat or insult you, responding to a scream in frustration, causing an alligator to release salty liquid from its eyes, forgetting an important date, getting trapped within an underground tunnel system, eating a rancid bowl of jambalaya, accidentally losing something, or any other frustrating, egregious, or angering situation.

Used also as a heightened and/or more raunchy form for such words as crap, damn, shit, fuck or any other interjection.

Gator Tears! should not be used freely while in Louisiana and should be reserved for any horrible situation but is socially acceptable and often encouraged to be used among naive foreign, non-Louisiana communitites

I left all of my shit at home and am now gonna be completely lost and screwed, Gator Tears!

by Seth Faulkner July 19, 2011


After-tears

A term used in South african townships that means the get together, usually to drink, after a loved one's funeral.

Where's the After-tears this saturday?

by Zee_nat October 5, 2011


Cuckold Tears

The pre-cum which oozes from a cuckold husband's erect penis while watching his wife having sex with another man. This is a sign of his acceptance, approval (not that it is necessary), and overwhelming happiness seeing his wife fulfill her role of Hotwife.

As Monica was giving oral to her lover (i.e. Bull) she glanced back at her nude husband and noticing the pre-cum, cuckold tears, seeping from his erect penis

by jventera June 26, 2016

45๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rip & Tear

Until it is DONE

Against all the evil that Hell can conjure... All the wickedness that mankind can produce... We will send unto them... only you... Rip & Tear... Until it is DONE

by DracoSG August 21, 2020


female tears

The opposite of Male Tears. Male Tears is a hashtag used by feminists to mock men.

Thousands of Female Tears are falling because feminists realized that women are not oppressed anymore.

by Zirploid November 26, 2015

60๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž