Thank You Card

An elegant, heavy stock folded card such as that left atop a silken pillowcase in a ritzy hotel - but in this case, the card, which reads, "Thank You" in large font on the cover, is left after slipping out early following a one-night stand. Inside the Thank You card, it must contain the following phrase in order to be considered an "official" Thank You card, "...for allowing me to fornicate with certainty." No other text, images or pigmentation may be visible. Just that phrase - and only that phrase.

It was 6:20 a.m. and I was slipping into my shoes very quietly as not to awaken anyone - when I remembered to leave a Thank You card. Per my usual routine, I placed the card on the kitchen table next to a copy of the Wall Street Journal, which I'd kindly retrived from the front door.

Un-thank you

What you say when you find out you thanked someone undeservedly.

"Thank you for sending in that insurance check. I got so busy I totally forgot."
"I didn't send it."

"Oh. Well, un-thank you. You're the worst."

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thank you for the plug

When you get the favor

John : Ey yo Chris ,I want to put you on the guest list.

Chris : oh damn! Thank you for the plug J.

Pennsylvania Thank you

When a straw is insetered into the anus of a person who was just cream pied, and then they sneeze to get maxium force so the seamen travels through the tube and proceeds to hit the guy who did it.

Jeremy: Bro did she let you do anal
James: yea but she gave me a pennsylvania thank you when I wasn't looking

Thank you for the flowers

Thank you for the compliment

Him: Your hair looks lovely.
Her: Thank you for the flowers.

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Nature's thank you

Some people ejaculate, others leave nature's thank you

Why are you complaining about the taste it was only Nature's thank you

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Thank You For Sharing

A non-committal (on the surface) response to a statement the phrase user finds, unconventional, unacceptable, heretical or bizarre. The undercurrent or true meaning is often fuck you, and the purpose is always to denigrate or dismiss what was said.

This phrase is often used in meetings and among members of 12-step groups, especially Alcoholics Anonymous, but appears to have wider usage (see entry in The Free Dictionary).

Usage is similar to Thank you for the flowers.

Heretic speaking in AA: "I've found that I can stay sober without taking the steps, and I don't have to come to meetings every day, and I don't need a..."

AA meeting discussion leader: "Thank you for sharing. Who else has something to share?"

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