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AIDS = Acquired Internet Deficiency Syndrome
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a disease of the internet characterized by increased susceptibility to opportunistic infections due to faulty anti-spyware and virus programs, resulting in an excruciatingly slow internet connection.
Bob: "Dude, wanna go play Kuma War?"
Chuck: "Ah, dude, I wish I could, but my computer got AIDS yesterday when McAfee went kaput."
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V. The act of knowingly transmitting AIDs, and then bragging about it the next day to your sexual partner.
Also AIDed, AID, or any sense of helping someone by the act if giving them AIDs as a gift.
Man-"Hey, last night was great."
Girl-"Yeah, too bad I had AIDs! Haha, that's what you get for cheating on me!"
Man-"Wait, were you AIDing me last night!?"
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What people get when they eat gluten and they are gluten intolerant
Kai: I just ate pizza and now I have aquired an aids
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AIDS is when you have unprotected sex
Oi i laid my girl last night and I got fuckin aids
SHIT MAN GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
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What men get by sticking their penises up other men's bottoms.
..."That disease he has does an awful job on you. Your lungs fill up."
"Well, he should have kept his penis out of other men's bottoms then," Janice says, lowering her voice though, so the nurses and orderlies in the hall don't hear.
~ "Rabbit at Rest", by John Updike (1990)
"You want to know why I don’t have AIDS, why I'm not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don’t fuck around. It’s as simple as that."
~ "Timequake", by Kurt Vonnegut (1997)
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AIDS stands for Acquired Immune Deficicncy Syndrome and contrary to belief, AIDS doesnt just affect gay men, it can affect anyone who has oral or normal sex with an infected person. People can contract AIDS by blood transfusions,sex, or anything that ivolves recieving blood, semen and ect. There are two types of HIV AIDS; HIV1 and HIV2. HIV1 is most common while HIV2 has infected most people from west Africa. Both of these diseases are of primate origin and most likely transferred to people by butchering the animal.
But i repeat:AIDS DOES NOT ONLY EFFECT GAY MEN!
AIDS only occurs in gay men frequently because of the way they have sex and because semen can carry the infection easily.
one educated person talking to a uneducated person:
uneducated person:Did you hear that Billy got AIDS?He must be a fucking fag!
Educated Person: No ,uneducated person, i hadn't heard that, and if it is true ,which i doubt, Billy does not have to be a so called "fag" to have Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.
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