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You're givin her the gristle, and right as you're about to twerk up in her jungle of love, you whip out your Zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire, and extinguish the flames with your gorilla juice.
"Yo Miss Crab-Bush is slammin. I wouldn't mind gettin in those grits and givin her the flamin' amazon for Valentine's Day."
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This can be accomplished while you are having some great sex with a girl. When you start reaching your climax, grab a zippo and light her pussyhair on fire, then pull out your dick and extinguish it with your load.
Simon: Dude, did you have sex with Hannah yesterday, after the party?
John: Yeah, i lid her pussy on fire and pulled off The Amazon Firefighter.
Simon: Fuckin' sweet dude.
Arthur: A guy did that to me once. I ended up with 3rd degree burns in my ass.
John: What the fuck Arthur!?
Simon: Let's get the fuck outta here.
During intercourse a woman lays a man down proper like by splitting his legs and throwing them over her shoulders. She then proceeds to get on top and reverses the roll of missionary position.
Guy: Tom! You are not going to believe how Agatha had me last night gurl. We tried The Amazon position and I didn’t know I was ready.
Tom: gurl yaas
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A person that’s so obsessed with ordering Amazon everyday .
Did you see that Susan got another delivery of Amazon today ? She think she is getting a good deal but ebay is cheaper but she is an Amazon Addic.
The act of having intercourse, and just before male ejaculation, the male lights the pubic hair of the female of fire, and puts out the fire with his ejaculation.
Last night, me nad my girl pulled an Amazon Firefighter
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This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!
The flaming amazon can be quite dangerous if tried underneath the sheets.
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When your in the middle of having sex with a girl, Light her pubic hair on fire, then put it out with your cum.
I gave a Brazilian chick an amazon fire.
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